i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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