He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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