I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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