oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
