just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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