who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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