I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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