i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I need water and some morals
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
