But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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