Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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