Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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