You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize