YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.