The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk