If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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