He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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