Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Me too!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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