Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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