so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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