Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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