Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
too bad you live with your parents still
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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