If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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