This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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