haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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