I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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