love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
should my penis look like a turkey
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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