he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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