Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Randomize
