is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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