I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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