and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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