she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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