Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He passed out mid-signature
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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