Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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