didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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