You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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