the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Girls should come with a carfax report
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You are the jesus of drinking
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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