I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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