I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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