He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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