Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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