Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him