Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hoooooo maaaaan

(313): View more from Michigan

Yes?

(248): View more from Michigan

I'm retarded. Again.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

(617): View more from Massachusetts

we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.

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(207): View more from Maine

And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns

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(914): View more from New York

Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.

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