I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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