You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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