I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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