Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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