I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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