She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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