All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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