But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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