so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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