he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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