Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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