why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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