No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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