Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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